weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.


(Source: danyes)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

(Source: cyber-leaf)

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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The Berlin Wall coming down, November 11, 1989


teenagenicks:

Niagra Falls Whirlpool Park