hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

(Source: zygoats)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

jaclcfrost:

people that call you by just your last name

  • gym teachers/coaches
  • someone that wants to challenge you to a battle to the death

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs

(Source: fake-mermaid)

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.